Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Angel Parent

When you're natural parents just won't do, so you adopt a parent. Your personal growth and experiences are heavily influenced by this person. Having a mixture of angle parents is commonplace.

My angel mom bailed me out of jail because my real mom isn't around anymore.

She lost her way, but her angel parents got her back on track.

by decrypted August 21, 2018

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!

"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.

by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020

Parents

Something you will never have

Do you have parents?

by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024

accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.

This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents

by novium January 11, 2017

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025