Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

parental technology mismatch

When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.

When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

parent

1- Father or mother.
2- Those who procreated other living beings.

My parents is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023

Parent Friend

It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.

They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble

"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"

by IceTea124 December 3, 2022

Parents

lack of nurons & obtained Specialneeds xD

Do you really know best: Parents¿

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 8, 2020

Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.

My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024