moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Front Load

A newer individual in Fort Eustis going through AIT classes who acts like a shitbag.

Wow that fucking front load is late to formation, he must be on publications.

by Kyshbs November 13, 2021

Front Spine

Another word for abs or a six pack. Usally used to confuse a girl only to surprise them with a picture of them showing off their abs.

"Can I get another front spine pic?"

"He showed me his front spine!!!"

by Beastboyssexymama May 27, 2018

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

front puff

A front puff is when your mates wife who may go by the name Jess lets off a dirty queef right in front of you

Jess did you just front puff in my face you dirty booze hag

by Mc12234 March 5, 2017

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018