Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict

That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja

by Nothunterself December 16, 2013

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no hug ninja

A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.

John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.

by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020

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Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.

Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012

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After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010

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ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.

yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent

by princealberto July 7, 2009

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Stealth [Ninja]

One who is very difficult to find, extremely mysterious and lightning fast. Stealth ninjas are nimble on their feet and NEVER fall.
"You can't see me, but i'm there."

-OH MY GOD, you totally almost fell down that snow hill.
-But I didn't.
-Yeah, lucky you.
-Luck?? I'M THE FUCKIN STEALTH NINJA. WE NEVER FALL(:

by JuliaLuvsYou January 23, 2009

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