Einstiens Mustache

When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"

I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

by Dr Jager Dave June 10, 2010

Menstrual Mustache

When you're eating a girl out on her period, and when you stop your upper lip area has blood on it

Dude your breath smells terrible. What's more, did you get punched in the nose? Your lip is bleeding.

Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.

by jrudeboy February 21, 2014

gummy mustache

The act of ejacultating upon a womans face and dragging ones penis across the womans top lip.

"Dude, I totally gave that one hot chick from last nights party, a gummy mustache."

by Dillon Stone May 14, 2014

Ford Mustang

The Ford Mustang is nice overrated pony car that is attracted to crowds and crash to often. Nickname: Crowd magnet

Look out!! A Ford Mustang incoming!!

You can take the mustang away from the mustang driver, but you can't take the mustang out of the mustang driver

by FULLMETALz July 4, 2018

Yellow Mustang

When you cover an expired sausage in mustard to hide the meat that went bad. You know it's going to buck and ride your colon all the way down. It's not a smooth ride

I cant believe she ate that yellow mustang. She will be feeling it in an hour

by Taco of the Sea October 24, 2018

Omar Mustafa

A very beautiful boy who dances epic-ly and is an epic gamer

Omar Mustafa finished his tasks

by EpicGamerOneHundredOhYes March 2, 2019

take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017