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Muddy Lizard 

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

Muddy Cup 

Nick needed to spend most of the morning on the Muddy Cup after that Jalfrezi attacked him at 5:30am
Muddy Cup by Streaker30 June 1, 2009
Used to replace the you in 'i love you' but it can also mean the whole phrase,so instead of saying 'i love you' say mindy. Also used to say 'i luv you to'
man:mindy
woman:aww mindy.
they kiss
mindy by child-prodigy August 7, 2007
Mindy is used for many daughters names, for it is only used for the most sweetest of female children. Being worthy of such a name, is the only to obtain it. Like a rich treasure that one is rewarded with after doing an honorable act.

Mindy's can be seen in the dark corners, standing and watching observing their surrounding. Though they act as they do not care they are very well aware of what is going on, always on their guard to strike the danger that is awaiting everyone.
girl #1: do you see that Mindy standing over?

girl #2: Yes but I also see that fight about to start.

girl #1: We better get out of the way, When Mindy's gets ready to bolt for them, we don't want to be in her way!

girl #2: I know what you mean those Mindy's can really take them down.

gilr #1: That explains why she is so worthy of the name Mindy.
Mindy by purpletou February 3, 2010

muddy jogger 

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.
"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."
muddy jogger by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007
If you think it may be a woman and you know it's not a man, it must be Mandy the man-lady.
I could not tell whether it was a feminine man or a masculine lady...it had no adams-apple, but adorned a jagged jaw...then, it came to me, it must be a MANDY!
mandy by DeNu November 13, 2007