cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 22, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017

Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019