O'malled

To cheat on one's spouse/lover, take their money, and destroy there self-esteem. Then break up with them since they are broke and whiney.
<for extra points cornhole her>
<or have her admitted to Psyche unit>

Hey what happened to Jenny, why she is broke and crying?

Oh, got all that I could from here and she was annoying me so I O'Malled her.

by kelsith March 5, 2003

Mallard

An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)

"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."

by India Morgan May 23, 2008

Mallet

Post - Mallet = An after mallet

One would have a major after mallet upon onesself

by Risky November 30, 2003

mallard

A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.

Quit being a mallard!

by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006

mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."

by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy April 18, 2006