matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020

matthew ridd

A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.

Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!

by closetothebone November 07, 2017

Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Matthew Morris

An extremely positive and inquisitive person who, very commonly, exhibits/indulges (in) peculiar actions/activities.

“jack was acting so erratic, he was like Matthew Morris.”

by FluteBoy#1 March 22, 2018

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 04, 2020

Matthew Higham

Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life

Matthew Higham sucks balls :)

by Mariokartsmells likecrap March 30, 2022