Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!
Patrick: Math is power!
by Plasmus October 13, 2018

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”
Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”
by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.
Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"
Dave: "Tavern tonight?"
Roberto: "Damn straight!"
by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.
Aaron: like STD?
Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".
Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.
player: i shoot the troll
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack
player: .....nat 1.....
gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points
player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT
other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure
player: FUCK YOU
by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021
