Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016

reece mapleson

biggest meme in the world

wow when i grow up i wanna be a reece mapleson

by sir person with a name December 15, 2016

warm maple butt

When a Canadian gets you from behind.

Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!

by FinFran2 March 11, 2017

Hannah MacLean

Olympic athlete. Honestly the best girl you’ll ever meet. She’s the prettiest smartest kindest fastest and most caring. If you ever have the pleasure to meet her don’t pass it up. Her smile can light up the universe and she can light up anyone’s world just by looking at them. She’s the best person ever and to use a word like perfect or great on her would be a MASSIHE UNDERSTATEMENT. IF YOU DONT LOVE HER you can kys Bc you are dumber than rocks.

OMG when I'm older I wanna be as fast as Hannah MacLean, shes the fastest olympian ever.

by Jack Smithie November 30, 2017

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018