Backwoods Mafia

noun: An Alabama Incest Cult

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.

by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

qabza mafia

(in Pakistan) Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
Urdu word qabza literally means occupation.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by qabza mafia.

Pakistan’s own military is part of qabza mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.

"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"

by JarHead773 March 8, 2022

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

geeked mafia

treys hoes that he put all in one private story. He most likely posts cringey things

“did you see what trey posted on geeked mafia?!?”yeah, i hate how he posts about being a cheater #unloyal

by not carter bauer September 25, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

Assets, Agents, and Affiliates of Organizations like the FBI, CIA and DOJ that participate, coordinate and officiate illegal activity- The tend to partake in illegal activates and then snitch so that they get off on the actions that they coordinated or things they've done in the past. See Agent Provocateur for partial understanding

Person 1: You say Jason In the new whip?
Person 2: I don't check for Jason since he got off on hitting that dude with no charge
Person 1: What you think

Person 2: He on that alphabet soup, He hang with a lot rats now. Say he Alphabet Mafia

by TrapAngel July 28, 2021