Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024

Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

Lays

A beauty queen who never settles for less ✨she a model, 💅 she a queen, but she never not be the OG
She your partner in crime, your ride or die 💀 , the one you desire
She may be named after a crisp packet 🥔, but she won’t pack -it-in, if you talk bad, she’ll be mad and turn into a bowling ball 🎳

So be careful what you say and what you hear because nothing is left unseen from our queens Lays
Disrespect her and you will experience her wrath

Her royal peasants: Lays, OMG is that you queen!
Our queen Lays: why of course it is you idiots. How do you not know me? I am the most known 😒🙄
Peasants: oh we are sorry your royal highness. We deserve to die 💀

Our queen lays: as you should you worthless barbarians

by QueenLays 👑 March 4, 2025

Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay

that dumb advert that rickrolls you

Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care

by 🍠 June 10, 2021