Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.

You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!

by WyattW May 19, 2018

Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.

I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!

by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020

jock

An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.

"Why is it only the jocks get the cheerleaders?"

"F*** the jocks!"

by star8706 February 2, 2003

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

by Haggis0 July 6, 2009

camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.

Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!

by Fred L. October 2, 2007

Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)

'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.

by David Gustafson October 14, 2003

Jock Juice

Also known as Jock's Delight, this beverage consists of any flavor of Gatorade mixed with rum. Results in speedy intoxication. Loved by jocks, because they are used to drinking Gatorade 24/7.

Tim: Hey Seth you want to party tonight?
Seth: for sure!
Tim: Down for some Jock Juice?
Seth: Aren't I always?

by Larry Meathead June 19, 2007