Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022

Jerk-Burglar

Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!

A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!

by Bishnuu October 11, 2022

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021