Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.

JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy

by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022

Jason R Rich

He is cracked at fortnite and can pull any female he wants.

Jason R Rich is so cool

by Jaaaaaaaaason December 11, 2022

jason wombo combo

When you get on Ryan’s shoulders while he is sucking your dick, then you get in a chickenfight with another person doing the same thing

Me and Ryan won the Jason Wombo Combo tournament

by Bryan Rarber December 15, 2022

jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.

Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.

by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023

Jason Saine

GOAT on NC

Yo lets take a pic with NC representative Jason Saine

by pppppppppppoooooll March 3, 2023

Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023