Being a jeff

When you get angry at a game for no reason then leave and start punching shit for no reason leaving everyone in the party stunned in amusement

Why did jim leave the party cause he’s being a jeff

by Geopeo October 27, 2020

j.money jeff

A person that is awesome at trivia, and is remembered for being a GOAT. He is well known for his amazint matches at Wrestling Trivia Clash.

Andrew: Hey, have you heard about j.money jeff?
Mikey: Yeah, he is an absoulte GOAT!

by The Bruh Sky March 5, 2021

Is Bruh Jeff?

It is explicitly clear throughout history that Bruh, is indeed, Jeff. The revolutionary war, Bruh was Jeff. Right when the emancipation proclamation was signed, Bruh was Jeff. When the mongols took over Asia, Bruh was Jeff. The question is not “Is Bruh Jeff” but why is Jeff Bruh.

Person: “My name is Bruh, Jeff”
You: “But is Bruh Jeff?”
Person: Bruh name is Jeff Bruh Me.”
You: “Exactly!”

by Anthony’s Secret Admirer March 24, 2021

Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion

“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”

by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022

jeff jarret

(noun) owns nwa tna, couldnt really make it in other companies so he made his own

jeff jarret is a douche bag

by dudelove February 14, 2004

jaffle

To jaffle is to place your head between a pair of breasts and move it rapidly from side to side, often while making a brrrrrr noise.

I would like to jaffle her, she has nice boobies.

by Matthew Carrington February 3, 2005

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009