grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Gripped

When someone gets caught red-handed, doing something they shouldn't.

Damn, josh got gripped last night by feds.

by Jmilly94 April 22, 2023

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

by Richardcranium March 14, 2024

A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.

I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.

by Party McGraw March 14, 2023

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

grip

A gun , A firearm.

I just saw a opp , but I ain't have the grip so he got beat up.

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna October 8, 2022

Gorillah grip pussy

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.

“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”

by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025