National Nothing Day

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.

“Hey Sarah, do you want to hang out?”

“…”

“Oh yeahhhh it’s National Nothing Day. I forgot.”

by if you’re reading this, smile! October 08, 2021

nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011

There's nothing happening

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"

by DefineNADSIkd November 03, 2022

nothing will pop up

you were wrong

Hmmm... I bet nothing will pop up

by RedNine August 09, 2022

Less than Nothing

Less than Nothing
adjective

/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/

Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.

Less than Nothing
adjective and noun

Our Sad Rulers are Less than Nothing Forever.

by Nobody 🖤 February 04, 2025

Just nothing

Use i it when asked "HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD" and just give them a "r u serious right now bruh?" sort of look and say this.

Weird ahh guy: HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD??????????!!!!!!!!!1!

You: Just nothing

Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???

You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘

by Human who breathes air June 17, 2024