Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.

It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!

by alrightok. July 24, 2009

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 15, 2022

Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.

1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.

by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018

Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."

Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.

by JakeR22 January 8, 2025

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025