Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 27, 2020

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 09, 2014

Paper man

Someone that smokes paper like a nit bag

Madam’s is smoking paper he is a paper man

by Paper Mann October 22, 2021

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 23, 2009

fly papered

When a girl you have fucked rolls over onto the wet spot of the bed and gets stuck to the sheets, preferably on her back.

She was so fly papered after I pushed her into my puddle of spooge last night.

by All The Daddy's Men October 07, 2010

SWEET PAPER

Cash you made from workin your hoes

Hoe! Gimme dat sweet paper

by Anthonyawesome October 06, 2013

paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

by Frankie blue lighting sam April 09, 2014