Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"
Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.
by The great horse fucker August 7, 2009
Get the Horse Fuckermug. when you grow a mohawk on your neck, wear boots and bite your girl's vagina right the fuck off during sex
?yo im gonna give my girl a hungry horse when i get home tonight
i dont care if she dies i wanna chew up her vagina like blubluoblublbuuluulululblbbhhhahwhee"
i dont care if she dies i wanna chew up her vagina like blubluoblublbuuluulululblbbhhhahwhee"
by Registeel O' Neil March 21, 2019
Get the Hungry Horsemug. A horse usually blond, easy to hurt and VERY shaggy, who finds himself in real world scenarios such as a classroom, or an office building. The street horse is a timid creature, it is very rare to see a street horse fully tamed. They respond best when you offer them cheap goods, such as cheap headphones or food such as Campbells chunky soup. If you see a street horse, the best course of action would be to call your building administrator and have them dispose of it.
"Holy shit dude! A fucking street horse, where did that fucker come from?"
Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"
"CALL SECURITY"
Street horse: "Neeiiiigghhh"
"CALL SECURITY"
by xBigBlacK October 24, 2011
Get the Street Horsemug. by lot98a October 1, 2010
Get the fashion horsemug. Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.
by Liv Stens August 22, 2019
Get the Horse Fuckermug. by Creek mule 753 September 8, 2017
Get the Horse pussymug. So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)
by junior bad May 19, 2014
Get the horse kissmug.