Hange Zoë

💖Hange Zoë is mine and only mine forever💖
🤤Daddy, 💋baby, 💍spouse, 🥰serotonin, 💞love of my life, and 🔐soulmate

💯Hange Zoë and I is the most valid ship tbh💯

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Hange Zoë

Hange Zoë is the most sexiest muthafucka that makes every single woman that sees them on screen cum in their underwear and the person with the best smut scenes in all of the attack on titan fanfics that have ever been written

Me: Hange Zoë> anyone

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Hodged

An absolute annihilation of a man’s life. Most comparable to one being curb stomped and getting their mouth shat in.

Holy shit he just got hodged.

by BroSheisty February 22, 2022

hanges.greasy.hair

somebody who only shitposts

hanges.greasy.hair posted a tiktok, it’s probably something weird

by oh, okayyy! February 27, 2022

hangezoes_simp

This is an amazing person and tiktoker! They use any pronouns so don’t worry about misgendering them. He also loves hange Zoe very much and would do anything for them. He has over 1700 followers right now! Isn’t that crazy?!

“Did you see hangezoes_simps latest TikTok?”
“I did! I loved it, theyre so entertaining.”

by Not so gay bee March 2, 2022

hange_isamazing

hange_isamazing is my best friend, my best toe, my besto friend. she has been friends with me for over a year. she always help me when im at my lowest.

hange_isamazing is a baguetter

by nox 🙋 March 27, 2022

HANGER

Someone that Can hang from a tree with a very good vertical posture

Oh shit That Hanger Is Awesome on that tree

by ClockDocker May 5, 2022