Hitting a House

What happens to idiot longboarders who don't know how to stop when they find a culdesac.

Longboarder #1: "Duddeeeee, did you see Ian's face? He had a neck brace and everything. What happened?"

Longboarder #2: "Lol, I taped the tard hitting a house yesterday. It'll be on Youtube later."

by wordMunzter May 9, 2011

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010

Zombie Hit

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

by Mark3791 May 10, 2009

rude hit

a bad blow, an FML moment.

"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."

by ploik9 May 12, 2009

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

friendship hit

The last possible hit of a bong after people think it's cashed which you give to someone to prove their friendship to you.

ex 1:

MacLovin': Is that tots cashed?
Caitlin: There's a friendship hit in there.
MacLovin': *cough cough cough*

ex 2:

Caitlin: Is that tots k-ed?
MacLovin': Are you my friend?
(Caitlin is).

by MacLovin' April 9, 2008