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Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.
OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking
by The Great Twan October 18, 2011
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hipster

A person who has serious issues with everyone else. Typically act like they hate everything, because it is too "mainstream."
Stereotypical hipsters can be seen wearing winter-wear in hot weather, or just a ton of pointless accessories such as 3D glasses without lenses.
Normally enjoy "music" that no one likes, just for the feeling of being unique.
Also tries too hard to not try.
"I don't like that song, it's too mainstream. I prefer dubstep from artists unknown."
"First off, dubstep isn't music. Secondly, you just look like a retard, trying too hard to 'do your own thing.' You're just a hipster retard."
by ShakeJunt666 September 26, 2012
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Hipsters are basically tree-huggers with i-phones. Full of idiosyncracies, they dont even understand the numerous internal contradictions of their own (political) philosophy. For example, they think they are environmentally friendly, socially responsible and sustainable (whatever the fuck that means) and yet all of them have i-phones (as previsously stated). They dislike so called mainstream culture, capitalism and traditional (family) values. A lot of them went to college for a liberal arts degree, which explains all the bullshit they are saying all the time. Physically, they tend to be small. In short: They are the most fucked up cultural sub-group in the world.
I Phone hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He looks so gay.
by Hipster001 September 7, 2013
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hipster sheen & hipster sheryl

A hipster looking couple. Either with the appearance of, and/or committing to hipster like activities.
Dude don't look now, but there is a Hipster Sheen & hipster Sheryl to your 5 o' clock.
by Portland Observer October 20, 2013
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hipster hunch

Characteristic posture of hipsters. Super lax posture of the neck and shoulders forming a sharp curve from upper back to protruding head.
When Greg watched the indie band perform, he nodded along to the music while standing with a hipster hunch.

He was too cool and subversive to stand up straight, so he hunched over in the hipster hunch.
by Jay-See November 2, 2013
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Hipster is from the 1950s. He was educated, well-employed -- writer, artist, actor -- out of the mainstream. NYC hipsters lived in Greenwich Village (now the West Village). Many favored the non-gentrified Upper West Side. They wore tweed jackets with patches on the elbows, read Russians, avant-garde Brits and Americans. They flirted with left-wing politics, rejecting Communism, but liking Socialists or Trotskyists. They haunted MOMA and small film spaces like the Thalia on West 96th. Mainly white, hipsters loved classic and modern jazz by African-American artists: Lady Day, Ray Charles, Louis Armstrong, Nina Simone, the Modern Jazz Quartet, even Duke Ellington. They drove European sports cars, not necessarily for speed or power, but for artful handling in city traffic. Some hipsters rode Italian motor scooters, like Vespa or Lambretta. Back then hipsterdom was a male culture. Many original hipsters were closeted gay men. A woman became a hipster only by partnering with a hipster dude.

Around the beginning of this millennium, young artists, finding southern Manhattan too costly, migrated across the Billyburg Bridge to northern Brooklyn, bringing the old, almost-extinct East Village culture with them, and, not really knowing anything about Greenwich Village or the Upper West Side a half century earlier, revived the word hipster. It has no relation to the original meaning, except to cite a group that isolates itself from, or considers itself better than, the mainstream.
The dive off West 125th Street was haunted by pimps, off-duty whores, and this hipster who kept playing Lady Day on the jukebox.

On a hot night, with all the windows open on West 4th or Bleecker, all you hear are Nina Simone and Ray Charles from apartments of insomniac hipsters listening to Symphony Sid on the radio.

The hipster in his classic Ferrari registered for the annual Auto Rallye.

How the fuck can that Billyburg dude call himself a fucking hipster and say he never heard of Bessie Smith and how she died?
by SukeyTawdry February 9, 2014
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upperclass liberals who dress well, wear the color brown, and convince themselves that they like books.
Are those corduroys?

I mean...yeah. I'm a hipster i'm always expanding the limits of what is cool and what isn't and also riding around in 2002 subaru outbacks and getting checks in the mail from my parents for no reason.
by Todd is my hero November 13, 2014
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