Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

va handshake

a digital prostate exam

IJ went in for a blood draw and got a bonus VA Handshake

by Wakahare September 10, 2022

Saint Paul Handshake

A Saint Paul Handshake is a drink you order at a bar. It consists of a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey paired with a pint of Hamms beer. Hamms was established in Saint Paul, MN and became the fifth largest brewery at one point. Saint Paul is also a very Irish city. Hence the Jameson.

I’ll have a Saint Paul Handshake!

by StPaulBunny October 1, 2023

brampton handshake

Its how you say hello to another Brampton driver on the road,

i.e When you rear end another car

Aw jeez, I got Brampton Handshaked on the 410 AGAIN

by Ma ROOF February 13, 2023

French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024