Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

hairy bunny

When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.

Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.

by fudge ya ted cruz June 19, 2016

hairy bonbon

hairy ball in mouth. (Please advise if I am wasting my time trying to get this hilarious term in your dictionary so I can go elsewhere.....I have hundreds of friends who believe it should be included.....if you do not provide some kind of 'unofficial' advice, I will just keep trying. Thanks.)

She got a hairy bonbon from her boyfriend.

by Flespu June 17, 2016

hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017

Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017