spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.

Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"

by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016

Gut beating whore

A phrase that describes a very rigid riding form of transportation

I hate driving this truck, it sure is a gut beating whore!

by Buggyman8 October 18, 2011

ol' poofter guts

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag

the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!

by dildonose January 23, 2010

Gut Protrusion Angle

The angle in which the gut hangs over one's waist line. Common units of measurement include folds, shadows, and degrees.

Scott's gut protrusion angle was measured to be approximately 100 degrees or three folds.

by RacksOnRacks69 March 3, 2018

Grizzle guts

Someone who over eats and scoffs. Also usually greedy.

"Damn it Andrew, You ate all that cake! You're such a grizzle guts!"

by kittyouss July 8, 2007

mountain dew gut

What you get after drinking a can of Mountain Dew without eating anything.

"Damnit, I downed two cans of Mountain Dew and didn't eat anything, now I've got the gut."

by Angelica October 3, 2004