Gorilla Beat Down

A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.

Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush

by brown starfish September 27, 2011

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

gulfport gorilla finger

Whan a woman is performing analingus on a man in a Torrid dressing room in Gulfport Mississippi and she gets too aggressive causing the man to defecate a gorilla finger size turd into her mouth.

Sheila was eating my ass in a torrid dressing room, she got so into it that i shit into her mouth! I gave her a gulfport gorilla finger!

by Cpt_Cripple May 4, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

fried gorilla poo

A fried chocolate brownie.

Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower

The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.

“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”

by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021