aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

by @yourface January 30, 2017

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henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

by harshilthecommercial October 8, 2017

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queen gorgo

A Queen that is the very epitomy of kick-ass. A true believer of the power of drunkenness. A friend beyond words when shown loyalty. An evil viscious soul when crossed. A follower of the true goddess and legend Angel.

Man you totally won that battle like a Queen gorgo.

You pray to the goddess Angel as well as a Queen gorgo.

by Angellinas December 1, 2017

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