fucktard

A toxic person you will meet some point in your life.

jaf: u trash kid, 1+1 is 19

some guy: nah man, u a fucktard

by 25465 February 23, 2020

fucktard

One that is so ginormously fucking stupid that the only way to refer to their intellectual capacity is with a word that ascends the average retard.

Roger is such a fucktard! He told the teacher he cheated on the test AFTER he passed the class.

by Icarusburns July 27, 2021

[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 5, 2009

fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

Fucktard

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain

Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by amilegend February 24, 2010

Fucktard

Fluffy unicorn lover!!! Say this to a person who loves fluffy unicorns!!

Hey dad! You are a fucktard

Dad: thanks honey!!

by Kittycatfucker August 23, 2023

fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

by wwjd25 August 25, 2009