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Crazier than a fruit bat

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.
Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.
by Neopolitan February 29, 2008
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Fruit

a guy that denies pussy but makes excuses as to why he did it to make him sound straight but picky.
by Kielle May 27, 2010
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fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.
When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl
by Nick EE March 5, 2003
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fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.
Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.
by M B I May 14, 2009
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et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects
''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''
by chaty517 September 2, 2012
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Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!
by camalus April 1, 2004
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