Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper
by Tigerred July 07, 2020
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The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 30, 2024
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Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.
by eddy September 11, 2017
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Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
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Beach Front

Another word used to descibe the weakest of the weak of marijuana you will ever smoke ! Founded in California, commonly used in Atwater Village ! Dont ever ever ever buy this typa bud, you will regret it !
I aint smoking no Beach Front ! tf are you thinking?
by 666OGKUSHMASTERBUBBA666 July 15, 2011
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front wheeling

Front wheeling is when you are single and you are acting wild and going crazy. Your two best friends are the back wheel supports for the tricycle to keep you stable.
You and your friends are going for a night out. "I'm front wheeling tonight!"
by Florida_Man June 02, 2018
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