False confidence man

The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper

Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"

by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026

False-Flag Shagger

Someone who enthusiastically amplifies, defends, or props up false flag narratives - the planted stories, staged provocations, and manufactured pretexts used to justify dodgy actions. Doesn't question the official line, shares the state-approved version like gospel, and calls anyone who pokes holes in it a conspiracy theorist. Basically doing the propagandist's job for free and loving every minute of it.

Ostrovsky's tweeting Churchill quotes at people again like he's narrating a World War II documentary instead of cheerleading a bombing campaign. My guy, you're not Winston - you're a false-flag shagger with a blue tick."

by Poojinky March 22, 2026

False Gamiphobe

Someone who knowingly or unknowingly falsely insists they have no game because they do not try. (Not to be confused with a Gamiphobe)

I think Tommy is really a False Gamiphobe, no one even talks about him.

by Hdjejchnd May 8, 2025

Farce

It's not an argument.

Hym "It's a farce. If you religious nutjobs can't control everyone in perpetuity you turn the world into a farce until everyone submits to your mentally retarded whim. Additionally, is it fat, Bret? Is it a fat cock? Because it sounds like 'WeLl I wAs LoOkInG fOr-' You were looking for a fat cock. You did just slip and fall onto a fat cock."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

Fareeha

rbf girly is mine back off is sexiest person alive and claimed.

WHAT IS IT BACK OFF FROM MY BBG OR I WILL SUCK YOUR TOES

Guy 1: Nah Fareeha can step on me
Guy 2: GRRRRRR FUCKJDBNWJ OFF SYBAU *howls and transforms into alwonsfo masculine werewolf and chases Guy 1 away territorially*

by alphabishmasculineahh May 24, 2025

False Flaggot

A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.

That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.

by TLWS June 30, 2025

Farded

When a person farts in their pants and it sounds like they shit themself

I think I farded real hard

by Fard master June 30, 2025