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Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car
F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****
by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024
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Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.
Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
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Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.
"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden
by BadSadhu March 26, 2018
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samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay
“oh your so samuel farmer
by meow12:: March 14, 2023
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like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.
Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.
by McFatty0 May 22, 2016
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Farmer Duckie

Farmer Duckie is a way to describe someone acting like a mad dog, crazy or insane in terms of not offending them.
Larry was acting like Farmer Duckie!
Hey stop what are you doing! You are acting like Farmer Duckie!
by FarDucki March 20, 2022
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Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022
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