A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Smooth brainer 1: Fortnite characters are thicc
Smooth brainer 2: Especially the new skin Person with average IQ: Eww stop fapping to e-girls, just kidnap one in real life