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Emily

Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...
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Emily may seem shy at first but get to know her and she is one of the craziest most lovely person. You share so many jokes with her. she s always willing t9 help other people. she is a savage and will not be walked all over and pushed around, she stands up for what she belives in. she has gorgeous eyes. sshe is the most romantic person you will meet she will fall in love super easily and will never be wrong.
Emily is super funny
by savage prik May 30, 2018
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She is very caring cute sometimes harsh but great friend she is really pretty and Asian she can fall in love easily but doesn’t show it sometimes. Overall she is caring funny great friend and also gets sexually at times😏😂
by The wRiTtE May 29, 2018
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IS A FUCKING BITCH. OMG she stands up for everyone but stabs them in the back right after. She clings on to this one boy named Cooper but he obviously hates her. But oh well let the bitch be a bitch and having to die with it. Maybe if someone gave her a little breath mint than she might be a little cool. She is a fat slut that wants every boy in the school especially any guy named Liam. She likes boys with missing teeth and in her grade she likes chocolate too much but she needs to try and give up that shit for lent or something cos she is getting really fat and no one likes a fat whore. And she watches animal sex to turn her on but her favourite is lizard sex.
Dude did you see Emily?
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that
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An ugly hoe who flirts with everyone then claims to be "just friends"
Wears a lot of makeup , usually liquid eyeliner , and red lipstick

Has a double chin and a butt chin.

Claims to hate the world

Fake

A thot

White rapper wannabe
I saw Emily on union street

she's so ugly, she must me an Emily
by NothingButTheTruth-; January 5, 2014
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Oh look, it's emily!
by Yeeter BB January 23, 2017
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a short person who never stops talking. And is abscessed with her grades. Did I mentions she talks a lot.
she's such an Emily she never shuts up.
by emily talks alot .com February 17, 2017
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