steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

by Ballsasscatporn April 19, 2011

Underboob square lego eggs

its where you fucking lay down on the side walk with your ass exposed on a really hot day and have your friends grandmother cook eggs on it and sell them at walmart, keeping them heated in an easy bake oven. It helps not to get shit on them or fart in the old women's face, because she could die from inhaling toxic gases.

Hey dude i just made $5 from making Underboob square lego eggs with sean's grandma!
dude your horrible.

by Rem yo October 4, 2010

Butter My Eggroll

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

rusty eggroll

when an asian person takes a shit on your dick

i went to the corner store to get a rusty eggroll

by im at the corner store February 5, 2009

deconstructed eggnog

The method of whale bukkake being served at a holiday bash.

Damn this deconstructed eggnog is the bomb.

by Whitechicksfam December 29, 2016

Eggroll

'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on urbandictionary last night!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

by Franko Beard December 25, 2008