Library Dumpster 

Where butt touching of beautiful asses happens. It was a tempting ass.

Earlier today, I liked touching your ass at the library dumpster. It was soft.

Library Dumpster by Wal-Mart Stares January 11, 2008

Cum Dumpster 

Any place where a lot of cum ends up. A funny and alternative way to call someone a whore. A part of a body that touches cum of often.

Definition 1

Boy 1: My room is so dirty cuz all the fappin i have been doin lately. My pillow and webkinz are like a cum dumpster now.
Boy 2: Thats fucked up.

Definition 2

Boy 1: Dude, that girl slept with 5 guys last night.
Boy 2: Woah! She is a cum dumpster!

Definition 3

Boy 1: She sucks dick every night bro.
Boy 2: She got a cum dumpster for a mouth.

Cum Dumpster by DumpinCum January 28, 2014

Detroit Dumpster Fire 

To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.

Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!

Detroit Dumpster Fire by Howie Lichtersnatch August 6, 2017

jiz dumpster 

a person who has many races jizz stored in between toes, teeth, and pubic hairs.

me, my spanish, black, and asians friends all jizzed on this bitch, that damn jiz dumpster whore.

jiz dumpster by jiz king October 12, 2008

cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

cum dumpster surprise by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

sperm dumpster by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.

Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."

answer-dumpster by concussionme August 24, 2009