donker

a derrogatory term condoning foolishness or stupidity.

Your such a donker when you date online men.

by Steph.Nora January 1, 2006

double decker

While taking a duece you realize you need to puke. You cannot reposition yourself so you puke while duecing, therefore you are flowing from both floors, the double decker.

I just busted out a double decker.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004

black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Double Decker Elevator Jump

Having a threesome on a trampoline while bouncing.

Matt: We should do the Double Decker Elevator Jump!

by The Flying Dutchman, Father. December 6, 2009

Double Decker

A bowel movement that was produced on top of another bowel movement.

The party was mortified when they discovered Steve had landed a Double Decker on Shannons shame.

Double Decking
Bismark

by Fresco Wisdom August 6, 2011

black and decker

to have a small penis i.e. pecker

god lord, you do have a black and decker don't you

by saxyboy January 15, 2004

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008