crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

crusty joe

The dried up shit that is left in your pantaloons

hey ma, i told you to get the cursty joes outta mah pants!

by Keenan April 16, 2004

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

custy

Adjective describing anything/one that is dirty; sexually or otherwise.

-Oshawa is soooo custy
-The movie "Saw" takes place in a custy room with a toilet.
-Yo Momma so custy, she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing in her own crabs.

by Anigav II December 13, 2008

crusty jugaller

When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.

Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.

by NickEremias April 8, 2008

Crusty

an adjective to negatively describe something in place of a swear like dumb ass or something along those lines

Damn jimmy your so crusty.
Wow i swear frankie is the definition of crust.

by JonDaDon July 16, 2010

crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E May 3, 2011