Corporate Cowboy
Noun: an individual who works for money for the sake of money. Takes care of business for business' sake. Renegade working inside corporate ranks, fucking up all kinds of bottlenecks and complacency. Rocks the boat and follows the money. Takes "In God We Trust" to literally mean our, the royal "We", trust held in fiat currency. Will break rules AND take credit for it. Not afraid to catch flak. Cutthoat. Guilty by association.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha
Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit
Person 1: Hey did you hear redacted got called to the 11th floor?
Person 2: Technically, redacted can't be called anywhere. They're an 1099- Independent Contractor.
Person 1: Fucking Corporate Cowboy. Probably stays cutting checks.
Person 2: Probably stays breaking necks. "Earn your keep, if you know what I mean..." haha
Example 2
Person A: Since when is a work day 8-5? WTF happened to 9-5?
Person B: "Right-to-Work", bud.
Person A: WTF is "Right-to-Work?" What happened to "Fire-at-Will?"
Person B: You need approval to fuck with Rules of Engagement. Corporate War and all. Can't just lick potshots all willy-nilly.
Person A: Fucking ay, man. Corporate Cowboys don't have to deal with Chains of Command. Are they hiring?
Person B: They don't hire. They only fire. Hahaha
Person A: Haha lit
Corporate Cowboy by el socio October 10, 2018
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