Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

Cobained

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

by mumanderso April 3, 2009

kurt cobain

annoying punk ass whiny bitch. it was a blessing to the rock industry that he died.

smells like teen spirit by kurt cobain is the most whiny, bitchy song ever sung.

by syphek October 8, 2008

Jayne Cobain

Jayne Cobain is a YouTuber originally from Toronto, Canada. She is well known for her Instagram, and YouTube videos. Jayne had an interview with no jumper on her rapper ex boyfriend where she surprised people with how intelligent and sweet she is.

Jayne Cobain is that girl that dated that weird rapper that lied about his age. He’s really 40 years old or something.

by Yungmoneypapi May 9, 2019

king cobra

extra large labia that opens up like a cobra.

that bitch had a king cobra

by annnie o March 8, 2009

Corban

A bitch who cheats on your friend and is a player. He apperars hot and funny to mess with your mind but he really is a jerk

He just cheated on you? Wow hes one hell of a Corban!

by IM NoT TELINH January 11, 2018

cobra

a relatively large black man in top physical condition with a substantial amount of money; king of the jungle; impervious to the female gender except under the circumstances of out of state females; known for his sexual luster & his sly stealthy ability to escape any love palace at any means necessary including jumping out of windows; is of human origin but renders a huge elephant dick- the elephant dick makes them hoes sick; mating call can be heard throughout all 50 states

1: yeah, i fucked this bitch
2: nice, wheres she from
1: Milwaukee, wisconsin
2: how'd ya do that when you live in jersey?
1: easy, i cobra'd her

by jonny2277 January 19, 2011