coked up

A retard's (or an old fart's) way of referring to being under the influence of cocaine.

Grandpa: Tommy, why don't you come over tomorrow night so you can get coked up with your favorite granddaddy
Tommy: *sigh* Grandpa, that's not how you say it. Plus you shouldn't be doing cocaine, you're like practically dead

coked up by blahblahblahthatadoreme January 8, 2011

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Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

Cold-cocked by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

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crooked

Gay, fag, likes there own kind

Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops

crooked by Why do you care? February 23, 2003

Mike Cooke

An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

Have you met Mike Cooke?

Mike Cooke by jennyluuu April 14, 2011