Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Controlment

Controlment is a boss and runs everyone on the internet.

Dude controlment in your party better watch out...

by King Controlment November 10, 2021

controller freak

someone who gets so violent with video games that they bust their controller on a hard surface after something goes wrong in a game

son:"dude I die to a mp5 again, *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FUCKING NIGGERS *BANG* *BANG*....... aw fuck... I broke it. MOOOM...I NEED A CONTROLLER" mom: "get a fucking job you controller freak." son:"SHUT UP WHORE"

by xXtrafloverXx November 20, 2021

Control

When you type a paragraph
to somebody then delete it
and say ok

I was about to put the bitch in her place but I
controlled myself.

by Rlittle2025 September 7, 2021

Peace Control

When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.

I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.

by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021

No control

Screw 1D. This is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. All killer, no filler. Some of their biggest hits today are on this record. Like 'You'.

Person 1: "What are your favorite Bad Religion albums?"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021