constitchuents

(1) Da assorted basics of sewing.
(2) Da various individual laborers who make up a company dat produces sewn-fabric goods, such as apparel or tents.

To produce durable/attractive clothing, every member in da production must do a neat and uniform job wif da ol' needle-and-thread; if any one of said constitchuents messes up, da whole operation can get screwed up.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

Constimplation

(Verb) can’t work out shit in your head.

Introduced to the world through TikTok on October 31, 2021 by Shadow

I cannot believe he did that, I now have a case of constimplation.

by Bootsandheels1 October 31, 2021

constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Constirrhea

The unfortunate physical situation of having diarrhea while simultaneously being constipated.

“Oh man, my stomach is cramping and spasming constantly because I have diarrhea but I’m so constipated it won’t come out.”

“Wow man, it sounds like you’ve got constirrhea. That really sucks.”

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Constictuary

The "about" page for any book or sheet of information

I looked at the constictuary of chapter 1 , it said they all died

by Fred Frisson January 22, 2022

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021