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Turkish Coffee

A Turkish coffee usually transpires between two interested parties even though one party’s intrinsic value plummets at the end of the transaction. The dominant party in the negations first deposits a portfolio of diarrhea/feces into the bank of the mouth of the losing party. Many experts and activists of the Turkish coffee claims that such a deposit must be “foamy” and also can be served in a tea cup for those who want to be more sophisticated and not Norwegian. Furthermore, the traditional Turkish coffee, a method formulated by great Turkish stock analysts, is served in a cup and after the “coffee” is consumed, the person can flip over the cup unto a plate and allow for their fortune to be read from the markings and impressions left in the cup. However, legend does have it that the Turkish coffee may have originated in a Turkish restaurant in London.
1.Max cannot find a good Turkish coffee in all of London
2. Ras wishes his mother can serve him her Turkish coffee.
3. It has been well known that heating your Turkish coffee in a kettle can amplify the experience.
4.Luke loves his Turkish coffee served with cocks side by side of him.
by Mary Saves James July 30, 2009
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Coffee Bitch

1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.
".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."
by Meik May 6, 2003
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Hot Coffee

An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.
Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."
by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005
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coffee bean

dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
by Juicy Biggee December 9, 2008
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grab a coffee

Is code for sex
"Hey maybe we could grab a coffee sometime?"
by †Wrath† August 19, 2017
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Coffee Blood

When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.

It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.

The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.

Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.

Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."

Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."

Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
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Coffee Poop

The act of drinking coffee while dumping. Right when you wake up is the preferred time for this.
Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!

Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
by themangofmeng July 4, 2014
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