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Turkish Coffee

A Turkish coffee usually transpires between two interested parties even though one party’s intrinsic value plummets at the end of the transaction. The dominant party in the negations first deposits a portfolio of diarrhea/feces into the bank of the mouth of the losing party. Many experts and activists of the Turkish coffee claims that such a deposit must be “foamy” and also can be served in a tea cup for those who want to be more sophisticated and not Norwegian. Furthermore, the traditional Turkish coffee, a method formulated by great Turkish stock analysts, is served in a cup and after the “coffee” is consumed, the person can flip over the cup unto a plate and allow for their fortune to be read from the markings and impressions left in the cup. However, legend does have it that the Turkish coffee may have originated in a Turkish restaurant in London.
1.Max cannot find a good Turkish coffee in all of London
2. Ras wishes his mother can serve him her Turkish coffee.
3. It has been well known that heating your Turkish coffee in a kettle can amplify the experience.
4.Luke loves his Turkish coffee served with cocks side by side of him.
by Mary Saves James July 30, 2009
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Coffee Bitch

1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.
".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."
by Meik May 6, 2003
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Hot Coffee

An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.
Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."
by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005
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coffee bean

dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
by Juicy Biggee December 9, 2008
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grab a coffee

Is code for sex
"Hey maybe we could grab a coffee sometime?"
by †Wrath† August 19, 2017
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Coffee and Donuts

Slang term for marijuana, usually when used in the context of a location. Rarely used to refer to the substance itself, rather the act of consuming. Applicable for every variation of consumption, including smoke and edibles. It is also common to refer to the location as "the lounge".
"Hey man you wanna go grab some Cofee and Donuts in the lounge? I just had a really stressful exam."
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"
by Coffee+Donuts March 26, 2017
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sipping coffee

The act of performing oral sex on the anus while the receiver has a bad case of diarrhea.
My boyfriend surprised me and I ended up sipping coffee last night
by Retsamemag333 August 25, 2017
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