pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick

Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.

by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.

‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’

by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021

Forbidden Candle

When you place any long object inside a woman's vagina allowing a great deal of the object to point out. The object is then lit on fire and the girl must do her best to blow out the flames by only using queefs. Originated in Perth, WA.

Me and Victoria and gonna try the Forbidden Candle tonight.

by frogwranglerr February 16, 2022

Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Midnight Cinderella

When something isn’t as glamorous or appealing as it seems; a reality check

“Living alone has been great, but housekeeping is a real midnight Cinderella”

by MysticofCyanCove August 31, 2022

Waxy Candle

When your receiving a handjob however you cum and she keeps on beating you off

Girl: I gave Chad a Waxy Candle last night

by Me Woods November 27, 2022