chodehaver 

defined as someone who has a chode

You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver

chodehaver by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023

chode 

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

chode by a hairball August 9, 2023

Chiabattan Chode Burgers 

To understand this obscure term we have to break down each word. Chode burgers are a form of thick, chewy meat that leave a taste of dry semen on the tongue long after injestion.

Chiabatta is italian bread. The literal translation is italian penis burgers.

"Dude, have you tried the Chiabattan Chode Burgers, they are to die for!"

Chiabattan Chode Burgers by PieOnEar January 24, 2012

Chili chode 

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

Chili chode by Geve August 19, 2013

Chumpy Chode 

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

Chumpy Chode by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

girthy chode 

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

girthy chode by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Magnum Chode 

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

Magnum Chode by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017