chinese parents

Chimese parent should are mostly super stricken parents that will karate chop you to chinayou don't get less than an A+

My chinese parents will karate chop me back to china next week

by Nibby The Destroyer February 8, 2019

Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.

That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.

by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009

Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob

That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob

by chorizogordo June 18, 2016

Chinese Food

An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob

do you want today to go out to eat chinese food

by PISA February 9, 2005

Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.

by Neville544444 April 23, 2009

Chinese Hummer

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

by batch123 June 2, 2009

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018