Chicago Bob

The Primal Act Of Taking A Woman From Behind Whilst Her Head Was In the Toilet

Girl I love smelling shit while getting it doggy, He gave me a chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

chicago snowball

When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.

Lindsey took a nice creaming in her mouth then Chicago snowballed it all over John.

by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015

Chicago

the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.

“so you’re from illinois”

“no, i’m from chicago”

“damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

“yeah i know”

by yeah i’m dope April 9, 2018

Chicago Cubs

The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.

Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021